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CHAOS. // SURVIVAL. // BAD DECISIONS.

VARIETY STREAMER TURNING GOOD GAMES INTO TERRIBLE SITUATIONS.
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CHAOS NO MATTER THE GENRE

FPS / SHOOTERS / EXTRACTION

Missed shots, bad decisions, and blaming lag with confidence.💥💀

HORROR / PSYCHOLOGICAL

Screaming, panic-running, and pretending this was the plan all along.👻💀

SURVIVAL / CRAFTING

Starving, freezing, and dying because I forgot one stick.💀🔥.

RPG / MMO RPG / OPEN WORLD

Ignored dialogue, wrong build, somehow still the hero. 🗡️💀

THE BEARDED ONE

Welcome. You are now legally part of this disaster. I’m BeardedHostility—FPS enjoyer, survival victim, RPG decision-maker who did not read the tooltip. I play games the way they were never intended to be played: confidently, incorrectly, and at full volume. This channel runs on sarcasm, caffeine, and spite. Skill appears occasionally, usually by accident.

THE RIG

GAMING RIG

  • CPU Intell core i7 13700KF
  • GPU RTX 4070
  • RAM 32gb DDR5
  • MOBO ASRock Z790-C

STREAM RIG

  • CPU Intell core i7 11700F
  • GPU RTX 3080
  • CAP Elgato HD60 Pro
  • MIC Elgato Wave 3

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